fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

rivertigo:

I LOVE GIRLS WITH DICKS AND I LOVE BOYS WITH PUSSIES!!! I DRINK BLOOD SEXUALLY AND IM A SADIST! LEGALIZE CANNIBALISM

kitsnicket:

“Kill them with kindness” wrong. Arson

oliviawebsite:

*thru the bathroom door* everything ok? it sounds like you’re taking damage in there

(via fairycosmos)

theusedselftitled:

(via wentzstumporta)

luckycavy117:

guerrillatech:

I know this is about capitalism but it’s also about my knees

(via dagasinfilo)

typewriter-worries:

tamsoj:

Charles Bukowski, “hurry slowly,” from Come On In!

[ Text ID: the seats are empty. the theatre is dark. why do you keep acting? ]

aroacedavestrider:

bonjour girl is that a rodent in your pocket or does y,our penis know how to make ratatouille

(via infectiouspiss)

supergameboytwo:

jamesspaderframedsambankmanfried:

jamesspaderframedsambankmanfried:

jamesspaderframedsambankmanfried:

Still a chance for me to get out of jury duty as it turns out. I am going to try

Mfw excused from jury duty

Hmm. Not the right pic

Yeah it is

(via bigfishthemusical)

amygdalae:

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

(via bigfishthemusical)